people are always like “why do u look so emotionless when u walk through the hallways” at school but i dont understand what they expect me to do when i walk to class like am i supposed to smile and skip around tossing flowers to everyone i walk by??
JASON GRACE GOT A SPQR TATTOO WHEN HE WAS A TODDLER, IF THAT’S NOT PUNK ROCK I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS
HE ALSO HAS A FUCKING SCAR ON HIS FACE FROM TRYING TO CONSUME A MACHINE
JASON GRACE HAS BEEN FUCKING METAL SINCE DAY 1
LET’S NOT FORGET THALIA, THE GRACES ARE METAL OKAY?
What do you call someone who is obsessed with the moon
NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THE TERM LUNATIC IS LITERALLY MEANT TO DESCRIBE SOMEONE BELIEVED TO BE A SHAPESHIFTER BECAUSE SHAPESHIFTERS ABILITIES ARE SET IN SYNC WITH THAT OF THE MOON LIKE THIS ISN’T JUST A PUN THIS IS ACTUAL MYTH AND LEGEND
Sometimes urls just fit what people say
Some poems from “B Is for Bad Poetry” by Pamela August Russell